{"product_id":"system-failure-rat-anti-establishment-statement-tee","title":"System Failure Rat – Anti-Establishment Statement Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"507\"\u003eFor the ones who know the system’s a joke and choose to laugh anyway—this tee says it so you don’t have to. Featuring a jaded rat puffing on a smoke with the line \u003cem data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"404\"\u003e“Please wait patiently for the failure of the system”\u003c\/em\u003e in both English and Chinese, it’s unapologetically cynical, weirdly stylish, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"642\"\u003ePerfect for punks, artists, late-night thinkers, and anyone who’s running on caffeine, rage, and just enough hope to keep showing up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eWear it while dismantling capitalism—or at least while tweeting about it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50737307484453,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0944\/5965\/8533\/files\/350C041C-DE72-4526-9EFE-82BBB3FDB718.png?v=1752534037","url":"https:\/\/happylittletees.shop\/products\/system-failure-rat-anti-establishment-statement-tee","provider":"Happy Little Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}